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91445 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 5:50 pm

babyferaligator:

where did it go

babyferaligator:

where did it go

33579 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 5:35 pm

2078 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 5:20 pm

maisonmartinmargielous:

ppl falling down a flight of stairs is honestly the funniest thing because U CAN’T HELP THEM u have to wait until they reach the bottom and ur just WATCHING

132918 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 5:04 pm

mrsclauses:

mrsclauses:

when boys wear sweatpants

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57777 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 4:48 pm

merrychristmaspotter:

I just want to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice. 

39609 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 4:33 pm

203058 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 4:17 pm

jakemalik:

eggbergine:

jakemalik:

casandragon:

jakemalik:

thinking about food

why aren’t you a model

1 sec lemme ask this extra large pizza i’m eating right now

what did it say?

dirty things

jakemalik:

eggbergine:

jakemalik:

casandragon:

jakemalik:

thinking about food

why aren’t you a model

1 sec lemme ask this extra large pizza i’m eating right now

what did it say?

dirty things

10161 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 4:02 pm

mark-the-hour:

zeklos:

ericnally:

a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous 

a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

FINALLY THANK YOU

49128 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 3:46 pm

1069 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 3:31 pm

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?
and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.
That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.
Asshole.

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?

they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.

I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?

and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.

That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.


Asshole.

758375 notes / Tuesday, January 14, 2014 / 3:16 pm

gashbythehour:

be-blackstar:

lesighh:

strawberreli:

And let’s face it, Jon, there’s no way this man could be Santa. Because the moment white folks saw a Black man with a big old bag coming down the chimney, it’d be time to grab a gun and stand your ground.

I will reblog all of the jessica williams gifs. she needs her own show, so she can stop appearing on that transphobe’s airtime

and can i just say YAAAAAAAS to jessica’s outfit??

#ooooh #killem

Is 2014 even ready for black girl excellence?! 

Black girl excellence!! I think it’s time.

63105 notes / Monday, January 13, 2014 / 10:44 pm

sexhaver:

knightscrest:

drunktrophywife:

knightscrest:

what concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent with a nickelback
I heard this in fifth grade
WEAK

i was gonna say “a pretty shitty concert” 

that’s what she just said

57126 notes / Monday, January 13, 2014 / 10:29 pm

the-bitch-goddess-success:

youngblackandvegan:

nedahoyin:

fanufactured:

THE ULTIMATE DRAG. Little known fact: Elvin had to wear a wig for the rest if the series because he was snatched at the root.

^^^

black feminism

As soon as a black mom says “lemme tell you something” you know somebody is about to get their feelings hurt

41266 notes / Monday, January 13, 2014 / 10:14 pm

113299 notes / Monday, January 13, 2014 / 9:58 pm